K.

alvarez-sara:

you know how some people talk about dead historical figures like: they died over two years ago!!! when the dead person died like centuries ago and you can’t correct them cause they’re right but it also bugs you? 

that’s andrew with kevin.

medicated andrew: yeah yeah well julius caesar died over two months ago, you know?

kevin, shaking with anger: HE DIED THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO

andrew: and? i’m still right?

+

kevin, drunk and ranting about obscure historical figures: and some people don’t even know of him!!! in college!!!! 

andrew: k and he’s been dead since at least yesterday


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