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knox-knocks:

an au where the foxes didn’t find out about andreil in baltimore and they’re totally oblivious to it despite andrew and neil being anything but subtle

they don’t figure it out until neil is chilling with matt in the girls’ room. dan ordered takeout and allison put on some raunchy 90’s romcom that no one’s really paying attention to

matt turns to neil and asks “so how’s andrew?” it’s been a year and a half, after all, and the monsters have calmed down somewhat following the aftermath of last year, so surely andrew still can’t be messing with neil?

neil, not realizing matt was asking if andrew was still bothering him and hadn’t clocked that literally no one has picked up on the fact that andrew and neil don’t really hate each other let alone have been in a relationship for the past year replies, “i think i’m in love with him.”

matt just fucking chokes on his orange chicken

dan, pounding on matt’s back: neil you were at each other’s throats in practice today?? you called andrew and asshole and andrew threatened to leave your ass on the side of the road??

neil, frowning: we were flirting

matt, wheezing, finally able to breathe: he shoved you up against the lockers the other day and had his hand around your throat!!

neil, face turning red: you saw that

matt, rallying in order to be a good friend: h-how long have you two been….dating?

neil: almost two years

matt, trying not to pass out: please say sike