storyalchemist:

Andrew, showing a rookie on his profesional team pictures on his phone: I went to pride. Neil and I went in Germany. here’s me with a rainbow painted on my face. here’s me with pink hair dye. here’s me holding hands with Neil. here’s me on a float.

Rookie, amazed: why are you telling me this?

Andrew, deleting all the photos: because no one will ever believe you.