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the foxes as things customers have actually said to me

allforthecourtt:

(yes most of these were old white people)

Neil Josten: “You’re not standing up to greet me because you have a broken leg? I’ve run marathons on a sprained ankle.  You’re not special.”

Andrew Minyard: “You’re a disgrace to the country.”

Aaron Minyard: “Are you trying to get a free tour? What reason do you have for joining my group?” (The reason was that I giving the tour.)

Kevin Day: “I also majored in history but I still have basic math skills.”

Nicky Hemmick: “What year did the War of 1812 start?”

Allison Reynolds: “My boyfriend told me it was a bad idea to wear redbottoms to a heritage site but I told him that I am not walking a mile unless it is in these Louboutins.”

Renee Walker: “Can I spend 5 minutes in the gift shop?  Actually wait, you’ve got Jane Austen things haven’t you? Better make it ten.”

Dan Wilds: “I’m bossy, but my husband likes it, so it’s fine.”

Matt Boyd: “What do you mean I can’t bring my goats into the store? They have leashes!”

Wymack: “What do you mean you don’t talk about [insert famous historical figure] because they were never here? They’re important and I want to hear about them!”

Riko Moriyama: “So how does it feel to be unlovable?”

Jean Moreau: “Wait so this war was between the Americans and the British, right?” “Yes.” “Then where the fuck was France?”


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