kickfoxing:

with the help of @reneewvlkers who re-watched the movie with me and then wrote a good chunk of this, here is the mess of an au:

• neil is the new kid at palmetto high school and he doesn’t care about anything but exy
  
• unfortunately he gets dragged into drama
  
• (of course he does)
  
• (fucking danger magnet)
  
• aaron really wants to date the super cute super awesome cheerleader katelyn and she thinks he’s pretty cool too (god knows why)
  
• but of course andrew won’t let anything be that easy
  
• due to some strange deal they made a few years ago
  
• neither of them are allowed to date unless both of them do
  
• so aaron whines about this to nicky
  
• like a lot
  
• and nicky decides they’re going to Do Something About It
  
• which is, get the new guy to date andrew for them
  
• neil has turned up and said precisely nothing about his past
  
• so there are a lot of strange rumours about him
  
• “i heard he transferred here because he set fire to a building at his old school”
• “he’s a member of the german royal family which is why he’s so good at german”
• “he’s secretly a famous exy player who had plastic surgery but he got sent to rehab and now he has to come back and practice his skills”
• “i heard he’s 12 years old and skipped a bunch of years, that’s why he’s so short”
• “he had a short career as a porn star but he got an ugly tattoo on his dick so he got fired”
• “i heard he’s the son of a serial killer which is why he can’t talk about his past”
• yeah so ridiculous things like that
  

Keep reading