sixinsultsago:

sixinsultsago:

sixinsultsago:

the idea of neil becoming famous enough for a legitimate wikipedia page is hilarious because you know the foxes are drunk editing that shit until wikipedia jumps in a protects neil’s page from unauthorized edits

kevin’s page is also protected

things the foxes have done to their favorite strikers’ wikipedia pages:

• changed the verbs on Neil’s page
• e.g. Josten might be a twenty-four year old athlete who allegedly plays Striker for the Boston Dragons
• scattered scare quotes throughout the entire article
• Dan once changed his photo to a candid one she took of him when drunk and had her account banned
• His “Early Life” section was edited into a love letter to Neil himself (signed by Andrew) ((actually written by Nicky))
• Had his height changed to 6'11"
• Every time his name popped up someone misspelled it as “Neal”
• or “Kneel”
• or “Niel”
• you see where this is going
• Aaron deleted the entire page when he was procrastinating studying and just straight roasted Neil instead
• All sources were edited to “[1] The mouth of god herself”
• Bee movie script
• Unnecessarily detailed info about cat grooming in the “Baltimore Butcher” section, topped off with a lowercase bolded “fuck you.”
• Someone it was Matt added commentary in between the normal article like those old author’s notes when the author would talk mid-story to the characters
• “In 2010, Josten was signed by Mississipi Raiders as a starting Striker (OMG I REMEMBER THIS!!! SO PROUD <3 - M). The decision was met with outrage by press, who cited Josten as “bad-tempered” and a “loose cannon,” claiming the Mississippi Raiders’ had signed a contract with the devil himself (What? Who said this? I’ll honestly kill them? - M)“
• His wikipedia page redirected you to Rick Astley bc Rickrolling was at its height
• Has also redirected to:
• Trojan highlights
• A cam-quality vid of Neil punching Riko at the banquet
• A compilation of every roast Neil’s done on camera
• ‘10 Minutes Of Kevin Day’s Best Goals’
• Runaway Train’s lyric video
• ‘Behind The Scenes: The Minyard-Josten Rivalry Explained!
• the last strike was when it was turned into a “Shit Neil Says” page and it included every weird thing he’s ever said in the company of the foxes, video/audio evidence cited