kickfoxing:

okay but what about the foxes making up shit to the press about kevin’s queen tattoo when asked about it (similar to the why is this boy in bandages responses they gave abt neil when at the diner):

• “he’s actually a grand-master at chess and plays exy for fun on the side”
  
• “he thought he was pointing to the exystick for the tattoo artist and by the time he realized it was too late”
• “neil called him a drama queen and to spite him and prove him wrong, kevin got this tattoo”
  
• “the lyrics to don’t stop me now didn’t fit on his face so he decided to honor the band instead”
  
• “it’s actually a weird keyhole tattoo he got before trying to convince jeremy knox to get the key”
• “he’s trying to get on england’s good side to join their exy team”
  
• “he thought he was getting a knight becuase he wants to be every fangirls knight in shining armor, but he didn’t know enough about chess”

and of course, andrew’s iconic response:

• “riko always said he was the king so kevin was showing riko that he’s more powerful” 
  

which was believed by no one, dismissed immediately, and chuckled at by the press (all while wymack was shooing andrew away from press. ‘jesus minyard, how did you get by them in the first place?’)