bramlouisgreenfeld:

what’s this? al answering a prompt that’s been in her inbox for seven months? YIKES

• it starts when andrew opens the freezer one morning for breakfast
  
• and there’s no ice cream
  
• there’s a bag of peas and sweetcorn
  
• there’s an empty ice tray
  
• but there’s no ice cream
  
• which is strange, because andrew remembers buying some the other day
  
• and andrew never forgets
  
• he goes back out to the lounge where neil is giving sir an intense stare while scratching behind his ears
  
• which is a sure sign of guilt. neil is intense, but he says that the cats are the most calming influence in his life. which is sappy.
  
• so andrew stands there and waits for neil to meet his eyes
  
• (generally andrew’s found that if he exists for long enough in neil’s presence, he starts talking)
  
• (sometimes even when andrew isn’t there neil will start talking)
  
• maybe if neil doesn’t respond, andrew’s death glare will develop true murderous powers. that would be a win-win, as far as andrew is concerned.
  

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