myexalted:

sometimes i think about how kevin day just sat there watching with a cool and unimpressed look at the beginning of the series while neil 

• ran into the locker room at light speed 
• halfway through got hit in the gut with an exy racquet 
• fell to the ground scrabbling at the floor, clearly not breathing
  
• laid there while wymack walked in and yelled “god damn it, minyard. This is why we can’t have nice things”
• actually honest to god blacked out
• finally came back and inhaled for breath so hard he started coughing and choking
• told andrew to fuck himself 
• weakly stood up
• turned pale and stumbled back as he tried to find balance and air again when wymack finally told him, “i paid to fly three people out here”

and then at long last kevin ‘drama queen’ day finally chose to reveal himself. “True, but irrelevant.”

poor neil probably lost ten years off his lifespan by kevin’s dramatic entrance